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Biagio: Hey, everybody. She’s joke. He’s Biagio. We’re married. We make unscripted film and television and want to help you do the same.
Joke: Hopefully by teaming up with us.
Biagio: Well, it’s a very, very special podcast. Today. We have some special guests that have wanted to be on the show for a while, that we’ve wanted to have on the show for a while. Luckily, schedules finally worked out in their here.
Joke: So for episode 126, we wanted to introduce you to our closest coworkers these last three months and that would be our children. Hi. They have seen us work from the guest bedroom and the living room. So we figured, let’s see what they’ve picked up.
Biagio: So. So you guys, you guys have seen Mommy and Daddy working? Now normally you’re at school. What did you. What do you think about what we do? What do we do?
Joke: What do we do?
Halle: You do lots of work. A lot of really, really, a lot of work is sometimes.
Joke: Do you know what we do?
Halle: I think you like work. And daddy learns 3D stuff. I really don’t know. Sometimes see him learning 3D stuff. Right?
Joke: So when you say I work, what is that? What does that mean?
Halle: You produce TV shows.
Biagio: So what is what? What do you have to do to produce a TV show?
Halle: Work a lot of time to work. Fail and try again.
Biagio: Yes. That’s right. Fail and try again. Make mistakes. Yeah. Happens more often than not. That’s right. What kind of projects to buy me and daddy make?
Joke: I mean, I know you’re too young to watch them, but do you know any of the shows that we make?
Toren: Yeah. I mean, you recall.
Joke: Which.
Toren: One deli we call. I’m asking the killer queen Queens. Yeah.
Biagio: That’s right. Scream. How’d you know about Scream Queens? I didn’t even know you knew about that one.
Joke: Well, how do you. Even the geek. Yeah, yeah. You just remember the posters reading the posters? Yeah.
Halle: Oh, I remember another key feature, I think. I’m not sure what foody call. Yeah.
Biagio: That’s right. You saw the poster for that one.
Joke: Now, have you ever met anybody that we make a TV show on?
Toren: Yeah.
Biagio: Yeah. What do you guys think about Papa Leone?
Toren: He. Yeah. And he just picked fib.
Biagio: He has. He’s a nice detective, right? He’s one of the good guys, right?
Toren: Yeah. It’d be weird if he was a bad guy.
Biagio: That would be weird.
Joke: Specially since he’s been to our home. That would be weird.
Biagio: Yeah, that would be strange. Luckily he’s not. So. So you guys have had to do your schoolwork now? Here at home, while Mommy and daddy have had to work. So how have Mommy and Daddy done it to help you guys get through your schoolwork and still get our work?
Toren: Good, good.
Biagio: Thanks. What do we have to do?
Toren: So one works on the on the on the work, and the other one helps the kids. How then how best. And then if they want to, they can switch.
Joke: Sometimes we switch, right? Sometimes daddy helps. Sometimes mommy helps. Okay. So anything else that you’ve learned? What was it like being on set? You guys came and visited on the set of Deadly Recall.
Toren: Good fun. Yeah, we saw it was on a truck stop. And then there was also snacks so we can eat.
Joke: Oh, you like the snacks?
Toren: Dinner, I like dinner.
Joke: It was nice.
Toren: Yeah. The answer was a dessert that we loved.
Biagio: Okay, so.
Joke: So your entire set trip, what you took away from it was the craft service table and dinner. No. Okay. What else?
Halle: I really like what’s what’s important to camera.
Toren: And there was, like, a camera that you attach to two bars so you could slide it to somewhere.
Joke: Yeah.
Halle: That’s right. Like far shot. And then you can move it closer and farther and closer.
Biagio: Do you know what that’s called?
Halle: No.
Biagio: A slider.
Halle: I put this wider. You slide it.
Joke: Pretty clever right. Well I’m glad you guys remember it. That was a great day. It was fun right. You got the visit for a couple hours now.
Biagio: Now in addition to visiting us on set. You have visit us a lot at the office. So what’s that like.
Joke: And well that’s really really really, really fun. Why is it. Why is it, why is going. What’s your favorite part about going to the office? Torrance.
Toren: I like watching the TV because we also watch TV that when daddy lets us come over.
Biagio: Oh, sometimes.
Joke: How was your favorite part?
Halle: My favorite part is seeing Kaitlin and the other office people, because I really like them and I really miss them. Also me.
Biagio: Yeah, we miss them too. Right. We don’t get to see them now because though. Because the whole thing.
Halle: I think you’re doing like those parties. Yeah. What’s did, like, a party on the computer?
Biagio: Yeah. Party?
Joke: Yeah. What? Between mommy and daddy. Office. What do you think the difference is?
Halle: Because mommy is has a big world. Mommy, mommy space. Way bigger than daddy’s, and it’s not as messy.
Biagio: Well, it’s not as messy, I’ll give you that. But it’s not bigger.
Joke: Yes it is.
Biagio: Is it? But I’m lucky because me and mommy both use that office, so it’s like I have an office and a half.
Joke: I let him use my office. Right.
Biagio: Yeah. What’s. What’s in my regular. What’s in my day?
Toren: Well, you have two computers. Yeah. And you love the mouse. You’re gonna make it into one. Like when? When the mouse is on
Halle: this side and then you move it to that side. It’s going on that. The second one. I really how you do that? Just like you disappear and then
Toren: pops up inside.
Joke: That’s pretty cool, right? Yeah. This was very informative for for us anyway. I’m not sure what people at home are going to think, but.
Biagio: I don’t. I don’t know either. But, you know, listen, we wanted to do something that was fun and lighthearted. We know the world’s crazy out there right now for so many reasons. So, you know, our. Many people. And for so many people. So we wish everybody well. Right. Yes.
Halle: And everybody really healthy.
Biagio: Yeah. Be healthy. Be safe. Take care of yourself.
Toren: Don’t get the coronavirus.
Biagio: And don’t get the coronavirus. I think that’s gets darn good advice. So. All right, we promise next month we’ll do something that’s a bit more informative. But we hope that this was entertaining. We had fun doing it. So. Yay! My. Yeah. You guys had fun.
Toren: Yeah, yeah.
Biagio: All right.
Toren: Oh, awesome.
Halle: Totally awesome.
Joke: All right. Talk soon, you guys.
Biagio: I talk soon. Bye bye.
